Crass cracked how goes the tale
plumb down the depths.
The cloggings out-snaked
are disgusting.
But it all come from somewhere
now, didn’t it?
Everyone’s got some backed-up
foulness which they wish would
“just go away,”
Even as they stand ankle deep
in the gray murk,
Wondering what’s the matter,
mindless of all the day-in,
day-out sloughing.
That shit’s gotta go somewhere
and it don’t go easy
into that good pipe.
The gooseneck cranes
get a good view, but,
“Hey, it’s dark down here!”
Murgly, gurgly, at last
the tub is drained
And out hops the bather,
but, lo, the ring remains.
plumb down the depths.
The cloggings out-snaked
are disgusting.
But it all come from somewhere
now, didn’t it?
Everyone’s got some backed-up
foulness which they wish would
“just go away,”
Even as they stand ankle deep
in the gray murk,
Wondering what’s the matter,
mindless of all the day-in,
day-out sloughing.
That shit’s gotta go somewhere
and it don’t go easy
into that good pipe.
The gooseneck cranes
get a good view, but,
“Hey, it’s dark down here!”
Murgly, gurgly, at last
the tub is drained
And out hops the bather,
but, lo, the ring remains.
